Wednesday, April 01, 2009.
> 4:45:00 PM.
Today's vulgar day=)
okay, so i forgot to mention that my english teacher for 3 years suddenly changed
to miss rambutan.
or tambunam
or tambutan
or whatever her name was.
freaking funny,
3 seconds in the class and we already fought with her,
told her we want our old teacher back,
and some got punished ( yeap, you're looking at her)
made me and a few stand cause she
"believes the first step in english lessons are about politeness and eye contact"
-_______-
here's where i correct her,
english lessons are not about politeness or eye contact, body contact etc,
whatever shit.
it's about the language.
* inserts dumb face. *
guess i can live with change.
AprilFoolsDay.
didnt get fooled.
/ you go girrrl.
had walkwalk time with nanu after school updating her about e v e r y t h i n g.
laughed and aww-ed and eeee-ed together.
was super funny cause we both had soooo many interesting updates to tell each other.
hahahaha.
highlight of the day?
hmmmm,
fuck, tough one.
how bout the fact that i just fucking found out our midyears are like in 20 days?
or somewhere around there.
ooorrr, that my fucking nafa's tomorrow?
/ okay actually i don't really care for that.
uhhhh. oh! that we pissed the librarian off cause we were laughing so loud in the library!
was reading teenage magazine.
/ more particular, the BFGF side and like the most embarrassing things that ever happened to them.
like fucking funny!
case scenario one,
girl sits on boyfriend, kissing and making out.
realizes his jeans had a stain.
wanted to tell him but on closer observation, realized it was her period!
ran away covering bumbums with her hands
BF = obviously disgusted.
case scenario two.
girl waits for her ride home,
boy she had a crush on comes up to her and tells her he has a crush on her too.
starts kissing her and grabbed her bumbums.
girl shocked, farted on his fucking hand.
-_____-
boy ignores her whenever they pass each other in the hallway.
BF = obviously horrified, probably at his own fart too.
/like fucking gross can? she farted when she was scared!
man if the world were to be like her,
perfumes would soon be fart scents,
for the world would be soo used to the stench.
*imagines*
salesman knocks on door.
celia: *opens door*
salesman: HI! im tony tan and im promoting this new scent called the silent one. want a sample? *sprays in the air.
celia: *takes a whiff* nahh, im kinda broke, i'll just wait for someone to scare me.
